The Sweetest Words: I'll Help You, Mate

HE took a while to answer his doorbell. `Yes?' he said. `I'm sorry, Sir,' I said. `I think I've got the wrong man. You see, I've got a flat and I'm changing the wheel. It's a big car, it's got mag wheels, and I'm in the gutter and I've jacked it right up, and I got the wheel off okay, but I ca